Saturday, November 21, 2009

People are weird


Chris places 20 lb container of Purina Tidy Cats brand cat litter on the conveyor belt at Food Emporium.

FOOD EMPORIUM CHECKOUT CLERK: Tidy Cat. [Clerk scans litter and moves it over] Tidy Cat. That for you?

CHRIS: Uh, no, it's for my furry little friend.

FECC: Debit or credit?

CHRIS: [swiping card] Debit, please.

FECC: I hope you're not gonna use that.

CHRIS: So far, the plumbing is working.

FECC: You don't need a bag for that Tidy Cat. [Handing receipt to Chris] Tidy Cat.


...and scene.

1 comment:

Neal said...

Is it that rare for them to sell the Tidy Cat? Wow.